As no one needs attention drawn to their knees, they certainly don't need it to their crotch. I put these pants away and waited for a day when I was feeling a little more randy. Needless to say, it didn't come. Instead, I decided to turn them into a skirt. I ripped the entire inseam (yes, the one I just put in) out to open up the legs, sort of cowboy style.
Then, I folded them along the seams I just ripped and cut off the desired amount of length. Chip, chop, doodle dop!
After taking off the length, I put on the skirt inside out and pinned the open pieces together. I might should get a dress form, because I looked like a contortionist to do it. Sew up the seam you just pinned. I sewed the entire seam, past the part where I ripped apart for extra security. I like my skirts pencily-tight and never want them to split down my backside.
All that's left is to hem it up! Mine was a little tight around the knees and I wish that I had left a slit in the back before I closed it all up and hemmed, but I can still walk without looking like a Barbie doll. I think as a skirt it is a little less blinding too. There have been no reports of vision loss from my coworkers when I strut it up the hall to the water cooler.
